Legitimate Reasoning

“Don’t worry, AFTER dance we can drink!”
“Holy fuck, Brock Turner gets out of prison on Friday.”
“Okay, ONE shot.” 


SUPER good ideas pt 1

Clairika was back at it again with pure genius ideas today! Today’s edition: a party, but themed like everyone is still in high school. 
The rules: 

-all liquor must be “stolen” from parents, and be in water bottles with little clue as to what it actually is 

-all liquor must cost $10 or under 

-High school dress code mandatory (Jean miniskirts, etc) Abercrombie / hollister encouraged 

-throwback music 

-bitching about parents is MANDATORY (i.e. Wow, my parents are soooo lame, they think I’m at _____ house)

-if you have a letterman jacket, you MUST wear it 

– and that sort of thing! 
So, what do you think? HILARIOUS? 

Back in Action 

Hi again! Long time no see… But good news! Clairika is back in action, with shitty jokes, LOTS of drinking games, hilarious lifestories (how does this shit happen to us?!) and so much more! Say hello to your favorite college disasters,  the dynamic duo Claire and Erika! 

Tequila and kisses, Clairika ✨

Clairika Takes on the Kitchen!

Claire and I decided we really want to try and be healthier this term! This means making more meals and less ramen…. So we started tonight! Now that it’s just the two of us, we can share groceries more and make mostly communal meals 🙂 We started with vegan chili, with a recipe I found online. (Pinterest is a godsend)

It turned out REALLY WELL!!! Here’s the link to the recipe: http://damndelicious.net/2013/10/16/quinoa-chili/

I highly recommend it! We took out the chiles and added celery 🙂 it says it serves 6, but Claire, Allen, and I have over half left over.

Here’s to a healthy term (mentally and physically)! ❤️ Erika

Sounds About Right

Today Claire and I took a buzzfeed quiz about which T-Swift we’d be in her video Blank Space.

Claire got “sitting on a bed with a knife,” because she’s not about to hide her emotions for anyone, and because she has a big personality that won’t be dialed back, bitch.

I got “screaming, crying, perfect storm” because I’m strong-willed, I know what I want, and I won’t take shit from anyone!

Pretty funny (and accurate) results if you ask me!