The past several days of couch-potato-ing and day-drinking has taken its toll on the apartment. Our communal chalkboard reflects the problem:
The sink is inaccessible beneath Mt. Dishes and we’ve had to resort to using to-go chopsticks as literally all of our utensils are dirty and running the dishwasher will mean first conquering the sink. Yikes.
Past the kitchen, the trash and recycling bins are overflowing and the living room floor is invisible beneath a layer of socks, solo cups, and to-go boxes.
Personally, my laundry hamper is approaching critical mass and I’m nearing the last day of clean bras.
Any sane family would devote today to a deep clean. As for us..? Well, we might.
If you don’t hear from us soon, send help because it’s likely we’ve vanished beneath the kitchen debris.